Limericks

Bill Warren

I  -Whale-

To anglers I offer this tale
About a dog that caught a whale;
Its record catch
Was one of a batch
That is snagged by wagging its tail.

II   -Verses-

I have come to offer my verses
To elicit your ahs or curses;
And for a rare few
When my offer's through
To get some cash from your purses.

III   -Madam Rouseau-

Here's a salute to Madam Rouseau
Who stuffed herself until she grew so,
From a lady slight
To an awful sight
Who couldn't then fit into her trousseau.



October, 2008



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